A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately. The guy says OK, and drives away. The nex...

A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a...

A: Good morning. United Airline. B: Hello. I'd like to speak to Mr. Reynolds. A: I'm sorry he's not in right now. Would you like to leave a message? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A: May I...

This is the way I maked all the students happy. One Monday. Tom and I went to Simons office. Suddenly, I was slipping and fell, because there was some water on the floor. When I stood up I thought: If I took the mop and dry the floor, nobo...

My classmate told me that our teacher would see me. I was very nervous. Our teacher would see some other students, too. We said to each other, Why does our teacher want to see us? We went into teachers office quietly. Teachers office was v...

I have a busy father . He works in a big office . He has a big company. He is busy every day . He has many thing to do . He has no time to go home for lunch . He gets home at 7:00 p.m . At home he does the housework. He cooks nice dishes f...